There are just some people who want to watch the world burn . A man who cuts his pizza in a “demonic” way is one of them.
When you see it, it will make your OCD flair up , your eyes twich, and your heart rate race. Yep, it’s that bad.
Keep reading — if you dare — to see the man’s demonic way to cut his pizza , and how it’s dividing the internet.
Someone needs to call the cops, ASAP, because we have the evidence of crimes against humanity.
There’s this bagel that someone tried to make into a sandwich. Where’s Regina George from Mean Girls when we need her?!
She needs to tell this person that making a bagel this way is NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.
There’s this person who offended all of Italy with one single picture.
Who hurt this person? We need to know so we can travel back through time, make things right, and prevent this abomination from happening. It’s the saddest pizza we’ve ever seen.
Enter: this perfectly gross example of salmonella.
Oof, this one hurts to look at. You can practically see all of the harmful bacteria that are about to enter this person’s poor stomach. It’s cooking 101: don’t eat chicken that’s raw!
If there’s one thing we can agree on about food, it’s that everyone loves pizza.
What’s not to like?! It’s cheesy, full of yummy carbs, and there are so many ways to make it, whether that’s New York or Chicago-style.
What the world can’t agree on, however, are what toppings should be on it, and how it should be cut.
These two arguments have divided a lot of people over the years (don’t even get us started on the whole pineapple debacle).
Now, a man is out here stirring things up with the way he slices his pizza.
“This is how I cut my pizza to avoid cutting pepperoni,” he wrote to the Mildy Infuriating community on Reddit . The picture shows a complete abomination.
Some slices were cut like a normal pizza, while others were in rectangles.
It was a straight-up mess, and one that’s enough to drive anyone mad. “My girlfriend said to post it here,” he added. Clearly, she knew people would have thoughts.
“If she hasn’t run away yet, she should. You are a monster,” one wrote.
“Your girlfriend is too forgiving and she’s right,” another wrote. “You demonic excuse for a human, why just why,” a third hilariously joked on the forum .
Soon, the Italians got involved.
“Italian here. You are a deranged psychopath and need to be put in a psych ward,” one wrote.
Many wondered why the guy didn’t just move the pepperoni around the pizza before he cooked it.
That would’ve been the sane solution, but this guy clearly isn’t sane.
“Usually I’d say ‘live your life’ to this sort of thing but this is the worst attempt at cutting a pizza I’ve ever seen. I can’t believe I’m somehow less happy from looking at pizza.”
Some people weren’t that bothered by the ‘za.
“I actually don’t mind this……If you cut it like that and still hit pepperoni, now that would be hard to handle,” a user commented. “I can ignore the cut as long as it tastes good,” another wrote.
H/T: Reddit
Last Updated on September 1, 2022 by Sarah Kester